Fucketh About, Findeth Out

A timeless lesson, now delivered in Old English font—because some truths deserve to sound historic.

This patch puts a medieval twist on a modern universal law: fucketh about, findeth out. Stitched in crisp white thread on black twill, it combines classic typography with unapologetic attitude for maximum effect.

Perfect for vests, jackets, bags, or anywhere you want to issue a polite-but-firm warning—with style. It’s funny, blunt, and instantly understood without further explanation.

Because consequences, much like wisdom, are eternal.