Fornicate Thyself!

An insult for the ages.

Rendered in classic Old English font, the “Fornicate Thyself” patch elevates a modern sentiment into something that feels positively medieval. Stitched in crisp contrast on black twill, it delivers its message with exaggerated class, dramatic flair, and zero ambiguity.

It’s the perfect blend of sophistication and sass—ideal for vests, jackets, bags, or anywhere you want to express your feelings with historical gravitas.

Because sometimes the message hits harder when it sounds like it was issued by a town crier in 1423.